Mall Santa Claus |
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Mall Santa Claus |
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| Good pay? |
| Maybe while it lasts, from Thanksgiving to Christmas eve. (Probably looks great on your resume too!) |
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| Good Working Conditions? |
| Repeat over & over "we're you a good little BOY/GIRL"? |
| May get attacked, if you have to hit the bathroom in a hurry! |
| Dealing with the PARENTS who paid $20 for a cheap picture & stood in line for 3 hours while "Johnny" cried the whole time! |
| Overweight children on your lap - simultaneously |
| Listening to "spoiled brats" asking for the universe. |
| Working in warm mall, under hot lights dressed in heavy coat, hat, and beard with children sitting on you & smoothering you! |
| May catch Johnny's "lice", "strep throat" or "chicken pox" |
| Crying, tired, crankying childen & babies |
| Embarrassd when asked "what you do for a living" |
| At least your not the Easter Bunny! |
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visitor since 9/9/99
