Fast Food Worker

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Good pay?

Working part time for Big Macs

 

Good working conditions?
Serving big greasy portions of dead bovine cow
Stand on your feet all day
Expected to work evenings, weekends, and holidays
Cleaning of the "grease pits" i.e. deep fryers & grill
The smell of greasy overcooked food.

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Job Description:
Being able to cook burger into "tastelessness"
Ability to serve watered down soft drinks.
Work in slowwww motion at drive-thru - then screw it up
Sigh & act like the customers are impending on your social life.
Repeat over & over "Would you like that for here or to go?" & Would you like fries with that?
Have to clean your HANDS, per FDA
Embarrassd when asked "what you do for a living"
Only if not a high school student

 

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Top 20 things to Do while in a Drive-Thru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order
Ask prices of everything on the menu, then order something that you did not ask the price for.
Pretend like your window is broken.   Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.
Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night.  Put up a fight.
Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels - unwrapped.
Order in another language.  Be careful what neighborhood your in.
When asked it they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
Ask how they fit into that little box.
If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
Demand to speak to the manager.   When he/she comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order"
When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can I take yours?"
If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
Pretend like your car broke down.   Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away
Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
Order a cup of water and 2 napkins.   That's it.
Don't order when they come on.   Just sit there.  If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
When they hand you your food, hand them a back back with all the trash from your car in it.
Just stare at them when you pay and get your food.  DON'T break your stare.
Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

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