| What the say | Translation | |
| "AVERAGE" | Not too bright. | |
| "EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED" | Has committed no major blunders to date. | |
| "ACTIVE SOCIALLY" | Drinks heavily. | |
| "ZEALOUS ATTITUDE" | Opinionated. | |
| "CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH" | Still one step ahead of the law. | |
| "UNLIMITED POTENTIAL" | Will stick with us until retirement. | |
| "QUICK THINKING" | Offers plausible excuses for errors | |
| "TAKES PRIDE IN WORK" | Arrogant | |
| "TAKES ADVANTAGE OF EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO PROGRESS" | Buys drinks for superiors. | |
| "INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION" | Knows more than superiors. | |
| "STERN DISCIPLINARIAN" | A real jerk. | |
| " TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS" | Knows when to keep mouth shut. | |
| "APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC" | Finds someone else to do the job. | |
| "A KEEN ANALYST" | Thoroughly confused. | |
| ""NOT A DESK PERSON" | Did not go to college. | |
| "EXPRESSES SELF WELL" | Can string two sentences together. |
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| "SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB" | Miserable home life |
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| "CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL" | Scared | |
| "METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL" | A nitpicker | |
"DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP" |
Has a loud voice. |
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| "JUDGEMENT IS USUALLY SOUND" | Lucky |
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| "MAINTAINS PROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE" | A snob | |
| "KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR" | Knows lots of dirty jokes | |
| "STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES" | Stubborn | |
"GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ALIKE" |
A coward. | |
"SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE" |
Stupid |
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"OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION" |
Turns in work on time. | |
| " IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL" | Wanted by no-one else | |
| "ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTS" | An office gossip | |
| "REQUIRES WORK-VALUE ATTITUDINAL READJUSTMENT" | Lazy and hard-headed | |
| "HARD WORKER" | Usually does it the hard way. | |
| "ENJOYS JOB" | Needs more to do | |
| "HAPPY" | Paid too much | |
| "WELL ORGANIZED" | Does too much busywork | |
| "COMPETENT" | Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps | |
| "CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN" | Pain in the ass. | |
| "WILL GO FAR" | Relative of management. |
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| "SHOULD GO FAR" | Kisses up | |
| "USES TIME EFFECTIVELY" | Clock watcher. |
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| "VERY CREATIVE" | Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work. | |
| "USES RESOURCES WELL" | Delegates everything | |
| "DESERVES PROMOTION" | Create new title to feel appreciated. |
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