Signs your Job is Worthless

 

You find yourself looking forward to your next random drug test. 

No longer content with merely photocopying your ass, you now scan it and enhance it with Photoshop.

You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 1999. 

The only activity on your calendar? Tuesday/8:00am -- Discuss Melrose Place at the water cooler.

You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

You've actually figured out a way to get Gilligan off that island. 

People only come into your office to borrow pencils from your ceiling. 

You *knew* that guy who hired you to find his wife's killer looked familiar. 

Your job title is "Hooters Employee Continuing Education Coordinator"

And the Number 1 Sign You Have Nothing to Do at Work... 

The 4th Division of Paper clips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.