Bosses Suck

	Is this your boss?
Actual Corporate Memos Always give 100% Bosses Rules Corporate Zodiac Cost cutting measures Dilbert's Best (All) Do you have job burnout? Excuses....(All) From Actual Employee Evaluations	Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 3:30 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion. If you give me more than one job to do, don’t tell me which is the priority. I am psychic If you don’t like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped	Links Totally Useless Office Skills New one every businss day
How to manufacture a product	Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.	The Kiss off Quiz
Insanity in workplace	Is this your fantasy?
Pictures Organizational Wisdom Read between the lines Signs you need to change jobs Signs your job is worthless Signs your co worker not a team player Stages of an Employee	If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don’t open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with no arms is good training in case I should ever be injured and lose all use of my limbs If you have special instructions for a job, don’t write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information
Study of Recreational Sports Time Sheet Codes Things to do in a meeting Top 10 drawbacks of cubicles Truths about workplace	Never introduce me to the people you’re with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it’s nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so much taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good manager.	Buzz Word Bingo Bully On-Line
What Classified Adds really mean What Department? What your boss is really saying	Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I’m not here for the money anyway.	Whip the boss
Why alcohol should be served at work You know you work in corporate America if:..	If it’s really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke.