Learn to Love 'Em
SHARTICLE  1
paragraph 1 A WPL  flotilla violation  by one member against another member of the same flotilla.   This is up to the discretion of   the FC. 
paragraph 2   A WPL  flotilla violation by one member against the rules of the flotilla.
paragraph 3   A  WPL flotilla violation by one member against the FC.
SHARTICLE 2
paragraph 1    A WPL violation by one member against  another member of the WPL.    A member can be nominated for this
 violation by another member, but Sharkstooth has final decision on this.  Evidence must be    'good reading'. 
paragraph 2 A Sub Club  violation by  any member of the Sub Club against any other member of the Sub Club.  This         encompasses Eagle League Members, Sub Club and WPL.
paragraph 3   A "Sharkey" violation for when she gets KIA inna stat.   Don't be suprised to find your name listed here..
SHARTICLE 3
paragraph 1 Using the 'angel smilie' in a post, when you are obviously  NO angel.
paragraph 2 Asking about KP.  Is your duty to ask discreetly, or to do reasearch on finding out what KP  at the WPL is.   Post a
question on the boards at your own risk.
paragraph 3 Yelling of any kind at Sharkey.
SHARTICLE 4
paragraph 1 Any ganging up on, or snidely comments at Sharkey will not be permitted.  (Learn to love this one Frank)
paragraph 2 Sassing of any kind will land u a month (minimum) in KP.
paragraph 3   Asking the weight and age of Sharkey gonna get yer hiney in for SURE.
SHARTICLE 5
paragraph 1 The name is "Neal".  Capital N, small e, small a, small l.  Learn to love it, and learn to spell it.   Spelling it in any different way, gonna land you in KP.  Of course, Sharkstooth is  exempt.
paragraph 2 Any more misspelling of the word "Campaign" is enough to land you in KP.  
paragraph 3 Any misspelling of Sharkstooth, ie...Sharkstoot--  gonna get yer bum inna sling
SHARTICLE 6
paragraph 1   Perms.  Turn them off when you are NOT playing a stat mission.  This is much like lowering the toilet seat when you are done.  No questions...just DO IT!   KP or something more serious if you leave the perms on.
paragraph 2 Anyone badmouthing Chat, new or old..... is subject to a possible term in the kitchens.
paragraph 3 Shushing me will land your bum in kp every time.
SHARTICLE 7 Special K.R.A.P.  SHarticles-- but not limited to K.R.A.P.
paragraph 1 No member on the secret Official Investigative board can be imprisoned.
paragraph 2 Sharkey cannot be in any kind of  Brig, she is immune and at the most punishment that she can receive is to  be  held 'gently' for one day and her feet tickled
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SHARTICLE 8
paragraph 1 Any whining in regards to any of the SHARTICLES
paragraph 2 Any whining in regards to being put on KP.
paragraph 3 Any whining in regards to:  stat games, mp, connection problems.
SHARTICLE 9
paragraph 1 This is totally up to Sharkeys discretion.   If you are here because of this SHarticle, you can bet that what you did    was pretty dang wicked.   Any complaints, please refer to SHarticle 8p1.
paragraph 2 Any threatening behaviour towards Sharkey for your own offenses.  Take responsibility!!  you did the crime, you do the time. This includes threatening to write your MP.
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SHARTICLE 10
paragraph 1 Sharkstooth is exempt from all sharticles
paragraph 2 Sharkstooth is exempt from KP altogether.
paragraph 3 Attempting to put or suggesting Sharkstooth go on KP holds 2 month vacation in the  kitchens, again, at  the discretion of Sharkstooth.
SHARTICLE 11
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