BadHat

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

Thought I'd not remember, hmmm?

august 24--in mirc

<Sharkstooth> only you recognize my saintlyness tazzler
<Tazz_709_DD> well , I always was perceptive!
<Sharkstooth> so true
<Sharkstooth> so very true
<BadHat17> its a dinner plate .. not a halo .. u need glasses tazz :)
<Sharkstooth> pfffffffffft
<Sharkstooth> is a shiney halo...and don't forget bout the wings

You've been just on the line so many times sweetness....  But you crossed over it this time.   Am sure the guys will scooch their hineys over to make room on the naughty bench for u.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Beerman

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

I thought this day would neva come.   Am  gleefully shaking my head .....errmm...i mean sadly.   Well, we'll see how well u grip a peeler for your comments in mirc mister sassy.
august 23 in mirc:

<Beerman_980_sub> scrubbing shark's bottom free of barnicales helps
<Beerman_980_sub> in bubble bath i mean
<Sharkstooth> omg!!!!!

Oh, there was more, but I blushing to much to even add it.   Siddown, get comfy, and get peelin.  we havin tatties tonight for dinner. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

BlueBeard

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

Oh I bet you thought I've forgotten all those posts you made bout KP being gone, and KRAP being victorious.
didn't miss a one of em, and I a firm believer that revenge is best served cold.
Naww...this not the  revenge...that's yet to come.

Tried to tell you... but u wouldn't listen.  Instead you just poked and poked til my good nature forced me to do this.   Hurts me more than u, really it does...  hahahahaha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CaptCruise

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

hehehe...  ACK......yer in KP. 
august 30--mirc

* Sharkstooth reveals a nice shiny new red pen and begins to make "scritch scritch" noises
<GStew> uh oh
<CaptainCruise> uh-oh........the twins are scritchin'......

BUSTED!!   yer a slippery one...  hard to pin down even tho u deserve being here.   Hard, but not impossible...   Welcome to where u belong. 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Crow

KP Duty September 2003--Charges:

Ahhhh....  The infamous Crow, once again has been caught.    No gettin out of it this time u....  I heard it with 
my own sweet lil shell like ears...  "Feeding time", hmmm?    But the main reason is cause of something you
didn't do.   Washington DC-- August 10th-- NO YOU!!!   No excuses...  results.   See u in the Kitchens! 
 Just pretend ur in u jag  ....  get yer bum comfy, and start crankin out the spuds.  Have a good day!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DeerHunterUK

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

You have been in KP for so long, and for so many reasons, I shouldn't even have to post them anymore.  It 
should be YOU trying to petition your way out.    ... and don't think that its gonna help you  cause you have title
 of WPL Historian.   You're definitely not  'choir boy' material  that you try to pass yourself off as.....  and I AM
 getting that double bed.
Just take your well  worn seat on the naughty bench flyboy,  singin the "Innocent Man Song" not gonna work for u this time.

DeerHunters Past Offences

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Doc 9th

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

ummm...  summer is almost over good Doktor...  and no sight of you here in Chicago.
no, is ok...  I don't need excuses......  i want RESULTS.   
Sorry Doc, you really left me no choice...  have a nice day!

Docs Past Offences

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Frank

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

AWOL.  No phone call, barely a letter, ok, 3-4 pm's, but is not sufficient.   KP offence every time.
Franklin, franklin, franklin.....  sit yer hiney down on the naughty bench sailor, and get peelin...  we hungry! 

Franks Past Offences

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Frieza

KP Duty September 2003--Charges:

Oi, and where u bin for last 6 months?   Seems to me you been avoiding your duties, at the WPL and 
with the Sharkside.   Slinging you in KP  gonna hurt me more than you,  but someone's gotta do it.

Climb up there alongside Nos and Deerhunter in the peeler seat...  I sure they keepin it warm for ya.

Friezas Past Offences

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GStew

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

omg...where i start??  First off, your blatent bold faced lies about the frozen beer incident in DC blaming poor innocent me...
then in WPL Game Meeting Room:
august 24

<Sharkstooth> u sayin i lie G
<GStew> no Im saying you make stuff up
<GStew> Im just trying to figure a way to overthrow Sharky then eliminate KP
<Sharkstooth> give it up

hahahaha  Welcome back G...   You know the routine and very well i might add.   NO  slackin either this time....

GStews many Past Offences


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

JamesT

KP Duty September 2003--Charges:

Direct violation of Sharticle 5; paragraph 1   -- You almost made it... you escaped the trap that Nosferato and DeerHunter tried to manuever you into in yahoo, but then slipped up on this.   hehehe...  too bad!!!!!
Oh I love gettin fresh meat into KP

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jester

KP Duty September 2003--Charges:

Ya know...  this is comin waaaaaaay too late for how naughty u are.   Can't remember specifically what u did landed you here, but ......you're here anyway, enjoy it.
How'd you put it...  hmmm.... " This isn't an office. It's hell with flourescent lighting."  hehehe...love that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MaleFactor

KP Duty September 2003--Charges:

Hmmm...  why on earth would sweet Malefactor be on KP...    lemme see...   wonder if a big bash that was played  few months back has anything to do with it...    5 minutes.   I didn't play more than  5 minutes, and that includes all the set up time i think.
Oh i soooooooooooo hope it was worth it.  
I'd not plan on givin up your seat on the naughty bench any time soon u.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 


 

 

McBeck

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

AWOL, and also for being a lil stinker.   and yes, before you start complaining, its plenty reason enough.
hello u.  :)  You think that by staying away, you gonna escape the long arms of Sharkey??   hahahaha...  you've much to learn Grasshopper.  Peeling time!!

McBecks Past Offences

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Neal

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

Oh the Humanity!!....  posting that KP was over and done with.    Shame on yer nasty self!!   And here I'd been thinking you learned the error of your ways, and turning over a new leaf...  ha!   
I keepin my eye on you....  you a sly one.  Too bad I got yer number...  :)
    

Neals Past Offences

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nosferato

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

sigh...  If I only could find a way to list all of the charges against you, I'd be a happy woman.   As it is, I'll just put in this lil piece  from when you were in mirc under the name...Sharkstooths_live_in_lover.   That is offense enough, but it just goes on and on.
august 26 in mirc:

<sharkstooths_livin_lover> me an rich share the double
<Sharkstooth> omg
<sharkstooths_livin_lover> with you in middle

as if i not worried nuff bout all this,  you just egging it on....   Shame on u naughty self  Nos....  ya big tease.   See how u like sittin on the naughty bench sandwiched tween Deerhunter and Gstew.  :)

Nosferatos Past Offences

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Panz

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

See Brig
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... welcome back u.

Panz's Past Offences

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pitmurph

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

Criminy sakes Pit....  you the orginal disappearing man!   You bin AWOL, and not even you stopping to see me on u way thru is gonna save u from KP for u absence.   Am sure the guys  will   gladly make room  for u on the now crowded naughty bench.  
hahahaha...  really hurts me to see u here Pit.  truly, it does.  :)

Pits Past Offences

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RickCSniper

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

Never thought I'd see the day when I had to give you KP for bein AWOL.   Get yer bum back here u.
no excuses....  we need to see u smilin face and sassy ways here  pronto!

Snipers Past Offences

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

StdDev

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

STD!!!!!!!!!!!  Just somehow feels like you should be here doesn't it?   Does to me.
No whining either...  you know in your heart you've done nuff to be in here til u 80....  but that's not that far away, is it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tallest

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

AWOL...... and you got no excuses...  cause I just not accepting excuses today.   Miss seein your smiling face in Chat so much, that I just gotta put u in here wid me.   Plus...  u bin bad.  and...  I think I know what kind of vacation this amsterdam trip is gonna be.    No way u gettin outta here for quite a while.
Sit your lanky self  down and get  out your peeler...I know you still have it.  Enjoy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TinCanWolf

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

Being you.
cYou have been tryin to behave lately I see...  but i still know what evil lurks in the mind of you....  and it's what landed u here.

TinCanWolf's Past Offences:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


U109

KP Duty September 2003--Charges:

<U_109_2929_DD>i got my butt chewed out big time once by a chief, he said to make coffee and I cleaned out the pot first
<U_109_2929_DD> i scrubbed it with a brillo pad to make it clean
<U_109_2929_DD> that thing was worse then any bong i had ever seen
<Sharkstooth> u heard it here...i got documentation

Shame, oh for shame...  cleaning out a coffee pot with a brillo pad is slightly better than using a toilet brush.  Hope this is a true learning experience for u 109.   do me lil favor, k??   Smile as u peel...  nothin worse than a bunch of grimacing men holding potato peelers....  well on second thought...  there may be one or 2 things worse.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wayne

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

Well hello mister wayne....   Hope you have a good a time here as I'm having putting you here. 
august 23--in mirc:

<wayne_558_sub> is better to get laid on rugs than to lie on them
<Sharkstooth> omg

methinks you bin hangin round Gstew and his cronies wee bit too long.   Read it and weep, Welcome to KP.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Zwindel

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

Hello Sweetness....  it was great that you called from the Meeting you all had, but you just sounded too happy, and the only way you   could really be that happy, was if I was there.   You see my point?   Knew you would.  
hello Zwindel...   I know you gonna just love bein here with the rest of the naughty boys.   learn to love your peeler, ok?   have fun!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ZZSteven

KP Duty  September 2003--Charges:

hehehehe....  ohhh yes...  you deserve bein here--- you with your twisted mind.  Enjoy it, ok?  And be glad I didn't add a whole list of all the mischief you've been up to.   Would be a novel.
oi....  face it...  i've got your number.   hahahaha...  tooooooooooo baaaaaad.   

ZZStevens Past Offences

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

your name could be here  next ya know.