Sayin no more... u guilty, and u
know it. Seen it wid my own two peepers... enjoy yerself on
the naughty bench. KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
sharkywobble.gif
Sayin no more... u guilty, and u
know it. Seen it wid my own two peepers... enjoy yerself on
the naughty bench.
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
<Beerman_980_sub> innocent woman?
<Sharkstooth> yes beerman?
<Sharkstooth> u rang?
<Beerman_980_sub> i say nothing
<Sharkstooth> thought u wanted to ask me somethin
<Sharkstooth> <Beerman_980_sub> innocent woman?
<Beerman_980_sub> don't believe it, that's all
and......
<Beerman_980_sub> give Sharky big kiss for me
<A461_2138-DD> will do m8
<A461_2138-DD> ;-)
<Beerman_980_sub> lots of tounge, tell her i said it's okay
<A461_2138-DD> he he he
<Beerman_980_sub> we both be in kp forever
<GStew> <A461_2138-DD> yep
omg.... you tinkin just cause i not
there.....i not hearin what u say?? Tink again Beerman... you
gonna feel kiss of my fingers on u temple as I
flickin u.
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
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Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:39 pm Post
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Yer sassy and is nothing wrong wid my foot
size. Is perfect for plantin it right on u hiney for comments
like this. Speakin of hineys,
sit yers right on the naughty bench next and start peelin.
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
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Sat Sep 06, 2003 9:26 am Post
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yeah , well, june Amsterdam, you no
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Sharticle
8 p.2 (states plainly no complaining...)and Sharticle 10 p.3 are the reasons u
in here Crow sweetness...
you guilty, time to peel the piper...
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
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Fri Sep 05, 2003 10:50 pm Post
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You
just seemed lil too gleeful here Das... Nothing like a month in the
kitchens to let you see the error of u ways. :)
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
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Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:58 am Post
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Start with the potato peelin laddie.
:) Gotcha!
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
If singing the "Innocent Man Song" wasn't bad
nuff, I know what evil you planning for the UK Trip in October.
If I see one bum impression on the double bed that I gettin...i gonna know is
yours. Keep the hiney off the Double bed...its mine.... and no
more gettin mad at me...is a sharticle violation.
Oi........Leave
it!!!!
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
Nothin like a month peelin tatties to let you stop and
smell the roses FranklinBrat. Enjoy!!
You
know what us Capricorns are like Bratticus.... is u own fault.
:)
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
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Sat Sep 06, 2003 9:40 am Post
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Would that be a size 10 or 11? 
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it
would be a dainty size 8.5...... and it gonna be planted right on yer
bum. Peel !
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
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Sat Sep 06, 2003 4:41 am Post
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| Well....what can I say? It's a Sham? Yeah, I could say that, but that would only secure my place in KP for next month. I could say that this is a terrible injustice and I am totally innocent of all of these accusations. But, that would also land me in KP next month. I could also call out to all the members to unite with K.R.A.P. to overthrow this Kangaroo court system. However, that would more than likely secure my place for several months. I could say, "I am guilty, and I must do the time". Even though this statement would be false, it wouldn't help me and I would still have KP duty next month. So...I'll just sit here...peelin spuds....and think of ways to create havoc in the kitchen without actually implicating myself.  |
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If you will just disregard most of the KRAP from
G's post, you will see in red... the reason he is in KP. Truth
hurts, no G? 
September KP
GStews many
Past
Offences
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
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Fri Sep 05, 2003 10:02 pm Post
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no
replacement for u on naughty bench Hoopy.... i wantin real thang this
month... u here cause u deserve it...so get peelin!
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
"The thing is, we've already read for almost 2 months now about this
trip/trek/voyage of yours and I just got the strangest sinking feeling in my gut
yesterday that this ain't actually gonna happen for real. I just found out that
there are no non-stop trains from Chicago to London, so I don't put much stock
into this coming off anymore."
you
really pushin it here you lil stinker.... completely missed that the first
time round... Lucky u isn't gonna be at this meeting... u'd go home
wid big honkin bruises on u temples... just like Gstew did...rofl.
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
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Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:13 pm Post
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Sharticle 9 p.2 states plainly
James... Its like the Sharticle was written 'just' for u or something.
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
sept 8--mirc jason
<JASON-3395-U666> hi sharkstooth ive been told to ask you whats kp? and krap
<Sharkstooth> who tole u that jason?
<Sharkstooth> :D
<rogerab> scritch...scritch...
<JASON-3395-U666> hmmmmm let me remember
* Sharkstooth reveals a nice shiny new red pen and begins to make "scritch scritch" noises
<rogerab> probably dEV
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
Seems to me you got waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on u hands...organizing
secret and super secret meetings, and changing your sig every 15 minutes.
Time to start peelin.
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
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Sun Sep 07, 2003 6:02 am Post
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Gloating??????????
I'd not plan on givin up your seat on the
naughty bench any time soon u.
September KP
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
3. WHY IS IT WOMAN THAT IS IN THE LEAD OF THIS KP STUFF 
Don't you know? Wherever there is a place for
punishment, a woman is behind it.
KP Central. You know it
in yer wee lil heart I was totally innocent in that caper. Yet you said
nothing to alleviate the situation I was finding my sweet innocent self
in....and whats with the above comment??? oooo...signed u warrent there
you did... WTG KP Bait. 
You
startin to look reeeeal natural on that naughty bench pardner...
Thank the good lord my angelic nature permits you wearin u cowboy boots in
here..but that white hat not foolin me one bit.
September KP
Past Offences
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
You in here for whats bout to happen at the meeting. No sass. you belong here.
don't
give me any of the sputtering angry, wronged man act either. No
denying that you got something wicked up u sleeve.
September KP
Past Offences
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
You bin threatening me for month now.....
and i not forgetting a bit of it. Don't tink u can get away with it
either.
just good ting for you that I'm too embarassed to list everything.
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Sat Sep 06, 2003 2:39 pm Post
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the brig with me he lead me in to everything well he is senior man in the
egl .........im lonely  and all charges brought against me ill refute because im innocent absolute power corrups absolutley say no more  |
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lonely
my arse... all those girlie mags in there with u, how could anyone be
'lonely'. and just remember....she who slaps last....slaps hardest and
laughs longest
Septembers Brig
Past Offences
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
<GStew> I would give you Sharky's phone number but, you'd just make obscene calls to her
<GStew> heavy breathing and all
<rogerab> there, he feels better now
<GStew> are you sure he feels better?
<rogerab> yes i would
<rogerab> at all hours, too
<GStew> of course!
<GStew> what phone numbers do you need?
<rogerab> your number
<GStew> HA! you aint callin me in the middle of the night!
<rogerab> and others for when I'm out driving around
<rogerab> why not?
<rogerab> wanker
and.......
<rogerab> pulling a train?
and
there was also the lil blurb bout chicken lips that I'm gonna spare everyones
eyes from seeing. You all can thank me later.
start peelin rabi...
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
What IS KP anyways? I think its just a folk-tale..
similar to ERA
I
puttin u in here for such an obvious ploy.... you need a good
flick to the temple... and i just gonna sneak up on u when u just get into
peelin u tatties...
and thump u a good un. .... and I can't wait.
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
| Posted:
Fri Sep 05, 2003 11:26 pm Post
subject: |
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Thats
right...skate right over there an sit yer arsie down on the naughty bench with
rest of your 'kind'. gotcha....:)
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
<arc_453> everyone has a devil in them
<Sharkstooth> everyone cept me, yes
<arc_453> true
<Sharkstooth> hehe
<Sharkstooth> ty
<Sharkstooth> u so wise arc
<u48DD-300-BR> queen of evil, empress of sin,,,,come off it :)
<arc_453> ohhh
<Sharkstooth> oh 48...i just doing kp for october
<Sharkstooth> getting ajump on it so to speak
<u48DD-300-BR> ugggghhhhhhhh?
* Sharkstooth reveals a nice shiny new red pen and begins to make "scritch scritch" noises
<u48DD-300-BR> awwww sh*t
<arc_453> clang goes the prison gate
busted!!
got you fair an square this time. innocent once mebbe...but no
longer. you guilty as sin. Have good day.
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
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Sat Sep 06, 2003 10:44 pm Post
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hey....is nothing in sharticles bout muggin a boy scout... :)
Climb on up onto the naughty bench Wolfstar... scooch round til u get u
bum comfy cause there lotta tatties here wid u name on em.
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
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Sat Sep 06, 2003 10:08 am Post
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I'm also KP!!!!
DARN!!!! I'm
confuse, i have not saying enything wrong, i know that because its the
thruth! WE ALL KNOW!!!!!!!  |
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ooooooooooooooooooo....
if you tinkin i don't know what 'wtf' means, u sadly mistaken.
thought you'd learn u lesson, but I gonna have to keep u close to me for nother
month. enjoy!
September KP
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
Beat me in Fantasy Football will ya?
nice try in
gettin away with it tho... thought i'd forget or somethin??
September KP
Past Offences
your name could be here next ya know.
