KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
mirc 1-29
<das> what's KP actually, it's for the bad skippers?
<Sharkstooth> ooo
<Sharkstooth> u askin what KP is?
<das> watch out long range, Kp Gestapo in the area :)
<Sharkstooth> DAS!!!!!!!!!
oooooo...you've
slipped under the line so many times Das, you had to know it was just matter of
time before I finally
caught up wid you. You need to take seat over there at the front of
the naughty bench with Panz... just don't pick up
any of his nasty ways to add to yours, ok?
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
<Panz-KP-escapee> silicone implants ????
<Silent-Runner213-Sub> another month in da brig
<DeerHunterKP> air pump implants?
<Panz-KP-escapee> what for asking an innocent question
<Silent-Runner213-Sub> Innocent, from the Panz?????
<DeerHunterKP> press the nipple and it inflates
drcheeks_2000: Sharkey: try to get carl to say...Sharkey: laura's a sugarpie
Mister KP hisself--- as I
said to that rascal Panz... tryin to get carl to say somethin don't mean
TELLIN him to say it.
Shame on yer self... siddown and curl u fingers round the cold metal of
yer peeler.... and start another chorus of 'nutzinazipper song'
the guys love it.
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
gstew222: Sharky is a KP Dictator
gstew222: and definately not benevolent!
drcheeks_2000: she a goosestepper
drcheeks_2000: bah
drcheeks_2000: yup
nosferato1st: sharkstooth please put me in KP
nosferato1st: or the BRIG
nosferato1st: or the SCULLERY
You can play the lil angel all you want Mister
DearHunter....but I happen to know different. Reality is....
you bin BAD, and you deserve to be here among the rest of the bad boys on
the naughty bench. There is sooo much that I could get you on, but
you sneaky and most of your offenses are spoken--not written. You
KNOW I'm right...so quit sputtering and start peelin!
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
<Peter_P> HI u! :D:D
<Sharkey_updating_KP> doc!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Sharkey_updating_KP> omg
<Sharkey_updating_KP> hiiiiiiii
<Peter_P> been quite a while..
doc9th: u want to *plug into sharkey* ?
Peter
P rides again--- You almost escaped KP this month Doc.... then you
show yer sassy ways just under the deadline, so
I had to do this. Hurts me more than it hurts you....
hahahahahahaha...
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
Hehehe... suprised I got u this month
Doc??? You bin thinking that your absense round me
lately gonna keep you safe, but I been noticing that you leave conferences
VERY fast. Twice now... I haven't even had time to say
bye. This coupled with the fact that you've yet to play me in a game
where YOU are a dd... is whats landin you on the Naughty
bench. You know you guilty... and i lettin u off easy
here. Peel please...
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
mirc 2-26
donw_250> Sharky plays strip poker...but she cheats....always starts with no clothes
I think you made mistake of thinkin
I don't see all and know all. This'll serve you right.
I've seen your wicked ways
before and always gave you benefit of the doubt... Those days are
over! Grab a peeler and dig right in.
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
* Sharkstooth has quit IRC (QUIT: User exited)
<Panz-XO-3rd-BR> nuke here
<Drebbel> What OS does Laura use ? Dos 3.0 ?
<Panz-XO-3rd-BR> 98 se
<KaptkirkU44671> 6.0
<StdDev> the half OS...
<Panz-XO-3rd-BR> KP
So much for the treaty against KP for
the Dutch. It matters not if you recognize KP.... what matters
is that KP recognizes YOU.
Get in line for your peeler...
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
MircChat
<Sharkstooth> u survived u first day in KP
<Ernst_2070> I haven't looked...you put me in???
<Capt_Squid> I noticed Birdy is doin time.
<Ernst_2070> I don't pay attaention to KP
<Ernst_2070> KP schmayP
<Sharkstooth> that explains it
<Ernst_2070> rgr...later "Lil Miss Evil"
* Ernst_2070 has left #WPL
<Dargo_6333_DD> any sub here for STAT ?
<Sharkstooth> bye u
<Sharkstooth> wait...was he talkin to me??
<Capt_Squid> I think so.
<Pitmurph> you the only evil one here!!! :-) *See Pitmurph
mirc chat
<Ernst_BR_2070> I can see it now...Sharkey coming down off the bridge..."does this hatch make my butt look big?"
You missed gettin the brig for this...by
a hair. SASSY!!!!!!!!! Mebbe now, you pay
more attention to peelin, and less attention to how my
butts lookin when i comin down off the bridge.
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
Sharkey=====SH2/DC-Cable (Miss Lagg)
Told
you so. lol
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
GET
A NEW MIC!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehe...
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
Cussin in the forum...
I
saw it, you know it, and no whining... start peeling.
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
yer in here, cause you expectin it.
Hate to disappoint.
lololol. Hello
G. You know the routine. NO rest for the wicked.
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
<Sharkstooth> i get pinged everytime someone says sex
<Sharkstooth> :)
<GStew> lol
<HerrBaron> hahahhahahhahha!
<blackbat> sex
<blackbat> sex
<blackbat> sex
<GStew> sex
<edited for HUGE content>
<GStew> SEX!!!!!
<GStew> SEX!!!!!
<GStew> Slide over Nos...and hand me a peeler!
<Pitmurph1> she must be bouncing off the wals by now!!!! :-)
<blackbat> cant
<blackbat> am in the brig
Sharky is a KP Dictator
gstew222: and definately not benevolent!
drcheeks_2000: she a goosestepper
drcheeks_2000: bah
drcheeks_2000: yup
nosferato1st: sharkstooth please put me in KP
nosferato1st: or the BRIG
nosferato1st: or the SCULLERY
1-17-03
Thats cause you're always stompin on
us.....Stomp, stomp, stomp.
Ahhh...the lovely sounds of
red
pen in front
page---- is music to my ears... Stomp on it G... we
needin more peeled.
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
mirc 2-08
in regards to the donut calendar in mirc:
<HerrBaron> which one is Sharky?? <<ducks>>
This
was a LOW BLOW!!!!!!!! I had no choice cept to sling yer sassy
self right in KP with rest of the nasties.
I'm sure you right at home. hehehe...
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
<GStew> this could be a first
<HerrBaron> I know it's ok to laugh; she can't see it!
<Drebbel> back ugh ugh ugh
<GStew> Nos will be the first to get 2 months consecutive in the brig
<Pitmurph1> That was sooooooooooooo cruel... I LOVE IT!!!!
ooo...She don't have to 'see'
it... I can feels it--- time to peel duane...
We all looove PM, but that not gonna excuse u from KP... sorrrrreeeee...
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
Forum Post:: Wed Jan 29, 2003 12:42 pm HMSGraph
~~~
Glad to see that by careful surfing, politeness, general lack of posts on forums ( 0.26% of
all posts ) & poor Attendance. Has allowed me still to escape these messy duties.
well
well.... I guess your escaping days are over, eh? Sorry
Mister Sassy... take u place on the
naughty bench.... enjoy!!
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
* Panz-CO-2nd ATENTION captains it has come to my attention that there might be a few wusses present..all those in favour of putting sharkey in the brig say EEY NOW
<SharkstoothFC> it wasn't too bad tho
* Panz-CO-2nd EEY
* Tyton_sub has joined #WPL
<Hoopy29_732> EEY
<rogerab_712> EEY
<Hoopy29_732> put Sharkey in the KRAPPER... *** Hoopy runs away very fast lol
<Hoopy29_732> whats KP?
Forum Post: Wed Jan 29, 2003 2:22 pm Hoopy
~~~~~~
Nah, nah na nah na.... no KP for Hoopy!!!!!!!!! Plus no Brig, scullery or even all star status!!!!!
And me sneaking away and not telling the Preistess, along with my little jibes here and there have all snuck in under the radar!!!! (Ooops, I just ratted myself out #$%^!!!!)
Forum Post: Wed Jan 29, 2003 2:12 pm Hoopy
~~~~~~
What do we need with an Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder (OShoBoH - pronounced Oh - Show - Bow) anywho????
LOL we Love/Lub ya Sharkey!!!
Nah,
nah na naah na.... March KP for Hoopy!!!!!!! & hurry up...we
hungry!!!
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
<Sharkstooth> hehe
<Sharkstooth> priestess is spelled wrong
<KP_Preistess> your all gettin KP
<Sharkstooth> and u gettin kp for that huntz
<KP_Preistess> including me
<Sharkstooth> rofl
<KP_Preistess> just because I cant spell tonight
<KB_362> oh no !!!! ......Not.....K......P...........dun..duuun.....duuuuuuun.................
<Sharkstooth> oooooooooo
<KP_Priestess> I make my own rules
<Flank> yeah,,see were not so dumb
<KB_362> pfffffffffttttttttt
Its not nice to fool with Sharkey when she
doing KP Roster, is it Huntz... hehehehe... I grinnin wide as
Montana here at u... Enjoy!!
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
ironreaper: sas·sy1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ss)
adj. sas··si·er, sas··si·est
Rude and disrespectful; impudent.
Lively and spirited; jaunty.
Stylish; chic: a sassy little hat.
Sharkstooth
Forum Post: Tues Jan28 Iron Reaper
It takes NO skill to auto target and sink a DD...my little girl can do it.
Skill
has nothin to do with it... your lil girl can do it just cause she's a
girl. Shame... you'd think you would
know this. ... after all--you're married. Peel!!
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
mirc chat
~~~~~~~
<IronReaper>
this is how you get on KP......Does FC mean "Fat Chick?"
No,
it means FAT CHANCE you have of getting out of KP...... peel baby,
peel...
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
new mirc 2-24
<SilentRunner213> Is that Sharky Kercher??
<Kercher> is that a breach of rules
<SailorSteve> ooooooooh pretty
<GStew> :P
<IR_away> think she left for a bit, Sharky
<IR_away> err, nm
hehehe...
nevermind is correct... Gotta love the ability to scroll up and see just
whats bin goin on in
mirc, no? Finally... here is proof... that it IS Kechers
Fault! (nice artwork btw)
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
mirc 1-30
<Les_1036> sharky we need a pic of a woman on the capt bed in his cabin
<Sharkstooth> i said hi to u
<Sharkstooth> bah
<Sharkstooth> i already in your cabin
<Rhino_SUB> Sharkey....
<mtman> lol
<Les_1036> lol
<Les_1036> i'm special
<Sharkstooth> u didn't see?
<Sharkstooth> g'nite u
<Les_1036> yep
<Les_1036> but u can't zoom it up
<Sharkstooth> uh huh
<Les_1036> i guess i better be quite before i get kp
<Sharkstooth> too late!
<Sharkstooth> :)
You
special alright Les.... Specially good at peelin taters. Put
yer jug down and start peelin sailor.
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
mirc2/18
<McBeck_25> What does the @ mean?
<Sharkstooth> means godlike
<Prowler_1606_sub> lol
<DeerHunterKP> Kpt_Rob_783 (Player@=wSylm-im24359.zeelandnet.nl)
<crow0001> pffft
<McBeck_25> Why do you have it?
<Sharkstooth> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
<McBeck_25> :D
This
was NOT nice boyfriend. Here you go an be sooooooo sweet to me, then I
gotta slap your bum into KP cause of this... tch tch tch... Getcher peeler
and head to the naughty bench... lotta taters wid your name on em.
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
Where
you bin boyfriend? KP so I can keep my eye on you, cause I know you
bin bad, and I prolly gonna find out just how bad later.
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
mirc 2-26
<mtman_105> do I get kp
<Sharkstooth> i can but u in there for nother month Wolfeel
<Sharkstooth> ooo
<PoseidonDV_668> Blame Khaled Mardam-Bey
<GStew> anyone remember how to register a nick in here?
<Sharkstooth> yes mt
Was
so excited to get you in KP, that I grabbed the wrong part of the
conversation... that alone is reason for you bein in here.
Have a great month!!
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
 Posted:
Wed Jan 29, 2003 4:57 pm Post
subject: |
|
Can
anyone throw me a frikkin bone here? " 
What is my crime? "50"??Next month I'll be busted for the letters D, U, and M, no doubt. |
|
oi,
just wanted to make you dream come true mister sassy.
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
#50
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
nosferato in yahoo:
pistacio2: evelyn&crabtree
nosferato1st: isn't that you, evil & crabby
pistacio2: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pistacio2: OMG
ooooohhhh
Carl... if i only listed everyting you've said this last month here, I'd
be writing for the rest of 2003. Be secure in the knowledge that you
taking your RIGHTFUL place on the naughty bench.... cause you sure
deservin it.
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
<blackbat> only beast in here is female
~~~~
gstew222: Sharky is a KP Dictator
gstew222: and definately not benevolent!
drcheeks_2000: she a goosestepper
drcheeks_2000: bah
drcheeks_2000: yup
nosferato1st: sharkstooth please put me in KP
nosferato1st: or the BRIG
nosferato1st: or the SCULLERY
~~~~~
... if this wasn't enough....... theres THIS!!
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
<rogerab_712> tony, can you say EEY ??
* Tobar_734 has joined #WPL
<Hoopy29_732> lol
<obxtony722> aye
<GrayWolf3rdXO3rdComRO> ok sharky sent all you have to do is put your seal on it!
<SharkstoothFC> noooooooooo tony
<obxtony722> EEY??
well
tony... I tried warning you... but did you listen???
nooooooooo
Time to peel yer lil heart out. Enjoy!!
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
See Brig
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
you thought mebbe.... i was lyin to draw a smile?
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
"Our history is Years Old... while
yours is MINUTES."
"Laura.....shuuush"
wah wah wah.... alls fair in love and
war.... read it and weep.
1-17-03
"Shoot Ooop"
~~~~~~~
Brave talkin when KP is being done
Panzer.... You bin arguing with me most all month... just
sassin me like theres no tomorrow.... Then theres the lil matter of AA
guns, getting me at 150m deep. Hope you were smiling at the time, cause
you not gonna besmilin quite so big with this lil
tattie peeler in yer raw hands. Get to it...
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
Fri-Dec 20, 2002 in Yahoo
pitmurph: 'BOUT FRICK'N TIME!!!! Thank you my sweet!!!
In MIRC
<Ernst_2070> rgr...later "Lil Miss Evil"
* Ernst_2070 has left #WPL
<Dargo_6333_DD> any sub here for STAT ?
<Sharkstooth> bye u
<Sharkstooth> wait...was he talkin to me??
<Capt_Squid> I think so.
<Pitmurph> you the only evil one here!!! :-)
~~~~~~~~~
<HerrBaron> Pit, you the feedee or the feeder?
<GStew> OMG!
<Pitmurph1> lol.... :-)
<GStew> I cant believe you just said that!
<Pitmurph1> feeder!!!
<HerrBaron> ?
<Sharkstooth> :)
<HerrBaron> I know; completely irreverent toward a veteran of the civil war...
<Drebbel> Pit will have KP for 2 months !
<blackbat> you wish to be the feeder pit?
<Pitmurph1> ooops that would be feedee... :-)
<Sharkstooth> hahahaha
<GStew> That will get you a stint in the Brig for sure
<Sharkstooth> uh huh
~~~~~~~~~
Pit...
I could've bin really nasty and posted the part of that last conversation that
landed you here... but I givin you a break. Get a mic,
and try to behave, ok??
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
mirc2/20
<Recoil_94_DD> Sharkey, Ya only have my services for 8 more days ;-)
<Sharkstooth> wha...!!!!!!?????????
<Panz-CO-2nd> Recoil
<Sharkstooth> say it ain't so!!!!!!!
<CaptSquid> He thinking about bustin out of peeling.
<smolders> j/ #wpl_RR
<Sharkstooth> pfffffffffffffft
<Recoil_94_DD> yep only 28 days in feb. hehe
* Jarek_566 has joined #wpl
<Sharkstooth> oooooo
<smolders> j/ #wpl?rr
<CaptSquid> Sharkey can extend yer sentence!
<Sharkstooth> isn't it a kp offense for remindin me?
<Panz-CO-2nd> yes
<Sharkstooth> thought so
<smolders> j/ #WPL_RR
<Recoil_94_DD> I'm a gonna retire me tater peeler
<smolders> WTF
<Panz-CO-2nd> KP for recoil
hello
sassy britches. You think I lettin you go that easy with you bein as
naughty as you bin???? hahahaha... think again u.
Peel!
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
Forum Posts:
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 6:58 pm Rick Sniper
~~~~
The new Battle Report Administrator?
Officially, the new BRA?
oooooo...we
all know the title.... but was that nuff for you???? noooo...
you had to go and post it. and don't try to hand me this 'i was only
commenting on your new job' bit either. I'm wise to your ways
mister nasty. Peel!
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
You've
been keepin a low profile lately Rick... but I've got 11 years of ammo on
you. You of all ...deserve to be here.... one month of absense
not gonna make me believe you bin good.
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
<rogerab_712> have you heard about something called "EEY" ?
* rogerab_712 likes taters
* rogerab_712 sneaks a file into mashed taters for PANZ
<rogerab_712> tony, can you say EEY ??
rabi...
can you say POTATO??
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
2-8 EGL meeting
Session Start: Sat Feb 08 21:48:20 2003
Session Ident: StdDev
Session Ident: StdDev (rbart@=uilddd-oniv-89-49-197-769.biz.rr.com)
<StdDev> Say that Sharkey should be historian... she the oldest...
<blackbat> oooo
<StdDev> }
Session Close: Sat Feb 08 22:06:32 2003
no,
sharkey isn't the oldest... but she's old nuff to know you fit right in with the
rest of the sassy bunch sittin on the naughty bench. and this time,
don't just try sittin there and lookin pretty... you gonna have to peel.
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
<StdDev> Duane.. the politically correct term is
"Chicky babe"...
Ok
mister sassy... you've been beggin for this for months with your sassy
remarks. I've ignored it and let you slide for long as I possibly
could. NO longer. Take your rightful place on the
Naughty Bench with rest of the BadBoys.
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
<Stoda_1658_SUB> whats kp duty?
<Dav|Movie> oh dear
<SilentRunner213> you got it just for asking t
<smudger_401_DD> lol
<Sharkstooth> hahaha
<SilentRunner213> Stoda
<Stoda_1658_SUB> only been here 3 days#
<smudger_401_DD> another one bites the dust
<Dav|Movie> must be a record
<SilentRunner213> Rule # 150.203 never ask about KP
stoda,
stoda, stoda.... can you snatch the potato from my hand? hehe...sit
down and start peelin... theres plenty of room on the naughty bench for u.
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
mirc 2-1
<Sharkstooth> yes...i'm a lady
<Tallest> a LADY, lol
<Panz-CO-2nd> sharkey a lady PFFFFFFT
ok
mister tall&sassy.... as if this wasn't nuff to land yer bum in
here, you go and ram me. noooooooooooooo excuses here... i
heard your maniacial laughter from miles away. hehehe...or mebbe that was
nos & DH playin Vendetta in conference I was hearing. either
way... u NEED to be here... Peel baby peel!
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
Forum Post at EGL
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2002 9:35 pm Post subject:
Which of the two beavers on this page are we talking about?
~~~~~~~~~
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh for shame for shame for shame!!!!!!!!!!!!! KP for u Mister!!
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
mirc2/17
<tball_112> ok butch
oooooooooooo...
see how brave you are wid a peeler gripped in your raw hands... enjoy!!
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
Forum Post: Tue Dec 31, 2002 5:18 pm Post subject:
congrats.
don't say it to loud to sharky, see just get jealous,
you know KRAP.
Seems
to me that you may have too much time on your hands if you worried bout me being
jealous. Time to Peel.
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
Posted: Tue
Jan 28, 2003 8:04 pm Post subject:
Man Orca, your getting faked out so
bad! The only reason Sharky let everyone out is because there's a month long
shoe sale going on at JC Penny's and she doesn't want to watch us all!
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
<Unicorn7632> Q. Why do women wear make up & perfume?
<Sharkstooth> Laura
<Panz-XO-3rd-BR> WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO
<Sharkstooth> cause we can
<Unicorn7632> A. Coz they are ugly & they smell
~~~~~~~
Only
smell y ou gonna be smelling is the sweet earthy smell of
taters..... Fill your hands and get peelin!
KP Duty March 2003--Charges:
mirc 2-26
<Upholder158> GW eating wid sharkey or eatenbysharkey he he he
soooooooo
sassy.... didn't know i still could sling yer hiney into KP yet, did
you. have good day!
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2003 10:55 pm
~~~~~~~
What the hell is a sig that has everyone jostling each other for a position in
line. And who is this KP Priestess, anyway
~~~~~~
hehehe...I
think its bout time you found out. Kitchen duty for 2 months should
cure you of cussin on the forums, and as far as not knowing who the "KP
Priestess" is.... well, you gonna know soon enuff. How
u hands feel wrapped round that peeler Wilsoon? Hows yer bum feel after sittin
on Naughty bench for 8 hours straight?? Enjoy!!
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
<rogerab_7509> weren't you with the janitor?
<Wolfeel_8646> the one flying the broom?
<Blow_8387> salute all
<Wolfeel_8646> only kidding!!!!!!
~~~~~~~
hahaha...
You're in KP.... only kidding----NOT!
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
In Mirc: Thursday 1-16-03
<WolfStar832> nah she's still counting the candles on her B-Day cake
Forum Post: Mon Jan 06, 2003 4:42 am Post subject:
Now I'm wondering if I've got my current e-mail address in the old DB. When my old number comes up for Neal to e-mail I'll keep my eyes open. I'll gladly submit my newer e-mail if needed.
Hey Flank, 1116 should be Sharky's number. Why? Because 11 for the eleventh letter of the alphabet (K) and 16 for the sixteenth letter of the alphabet (P)
~~~~~~~
No, #50 should be my number...NOT
1116. For even suggesting otherwise... help yourself to a
month of KP duties. And that crack bout the birthday candles almost
landed you in Brig. I gonna need whole cellblock soon.
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
You getting KP for what you prolly doing
behind my back. Is a scarey and disturbing thing too... fess
up Yak... whatcha got up you sleeves?
Ok,
am frankly lil worried here. Either I'm missing Yaks lil smartie
remarks, or he planning something bigger than all of us. Help me
here peeps...
KP Duty February 2003--Charges:
You
gettin KP for just plain ol being AWOL. --- I know you're
here... show yerself!! .... and I don't mean in a
twisted or perverted way either.