BadhatKP Duty December 2003--Charges:
post in the forum:
"Now that has to be some view from the
conning tower on that sub 
"
Badone.... you sly lil
stinker.... Leave it to you to notice sometin nasty bout a sweet lil
Christmas sig. This not the onliest reason you in KP.... you gift us
daily with your multitudes of smartarsie remarks in Mirc, and don't think they
slippin by me. Heave yer bum up there on the naughty bench with yer
cronies... and start peelin!!
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
<Beerman_980_sub> you bring it, you carry it
<Sharkstooth> omg beerman.....take it back!!!!
<Beerman_980_sub> omg = kp
Am
shaking me haid here...... you on a downward path to nasty and it just keep
gettin worse. Peelin tatties is sure fire way to burn the badness outta
you...so get peelin!
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
Forum Post of Wed Nov 5
"2 hours of erotic programs on the dutch tv. Without having to swap to
pay-tv 
I mean in Amsterdam you would probably get the shock of your life sharky 
"
Actually, your driving was nuff to get yer
arse tossed in here, but that coupled with few posts that made me turn red as
lil cherry tomato is why u fingers gonna be stiff from grippin that
potato peeler. Hope u comfy.
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
Saturday, October 11
Spankin my bum. #$#%^%$
Still
laughing? You did the crime, now u do the time. Enjoy!!!!!
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
<Blackwolf_3491_U-boat> arghhhhhhh bloody stats
<u48DD-300> shhhhhhh bw sharky here
<u48DD-300> u get kp 4 swearing
<Sharkstooth> jails full of innocent men
<Blackwolf_3491_U-boat> i hate bloody spuds
<Sharkstooth> omg
<Sharkstooth> thats it
You
bloody well best control u cussin and swearin BlackWolf...is for u own bloody
good :)
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
<nos> <nos> What ? You want a hint for future questions ?
<iceman-3633-sub> not
<nos> !roundscores
<Sharkstooth> u arguing with me iceman?
<nos> uh oh
<iceman-3633-sub> yes
* Sharkstooth reveals a nice shiny new red pen and begins to make "scritch scritch" noises
and then.......
<Sharkstooth> who winnin?
<iceman-3633-sub> 1st prize a poke at the barmaid
<Sharkstooth> ermm...
<Sharkstooth> iceman cometh
<iceman-3633-sub> <raw cord?
<Dargo_288_DD> hehe busted
Start with the potato peelin laddie.
:) Gotcha!
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
4 weeks!!!!!!!! NO YOU.
and......
Saturday, October 11
I think you smacked my bum... if you didn't.....you thought bout it.
No
excuses...........i want results!!
October KP
September
KP
Past Offences
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
!8 Is Chanserv on KP for the lousy rotten
answers it gives to 8ball questions that Sharkey asks?
<Sharkstooth> Dang straight it is missah Sharkstooth
You
gotta learn when i ask question that needs a good answer...the above response is
what is called for!! Get yer lil chanserv hiney peelin...u not above
the law.
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
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Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:48 am Post
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SMACK!!
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
<Pato_3233_Sub> Shark , you one kewl broad....
<Pato_3233_Sub> did I say that !
<Kapt_Subbir> hey she a chick
<Kapt_Subbir> not a BXXXXXX
<Pato_3233_Sub> ok kewl chickkk s ri/
<Kapt_Subbir> bad wors go ladys
<Kapt_Subbir> words broad
<Pato_3233_Sub> hey I been around.
<Sharkstooth> ooo
<Pato_3233_Sub> still learning in here..
<Sharkstooth> who callin me broad?
<Kapt_Subbir> not me maim
Pato, pato pato... this hurts me more than
you...... hahahahahahahaha 
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
SF_590_Sub sneaks a kiss from sharkie
<Flick> lol
* SF_590_Sub watches her eyes light up
* SF_590_Sub and her lips pucker
* Flick SF watch the cell bars to the brig close
<nos> i'd be very careful if i was you SF
<nos> sharkie is afk at the mo
<nos> but i bet she gonna do something when she see's that
<SF_590_Sub> thats why i snuck a kiss
< Flick> the beatings are gonna start
<SF_590_Sub> oh goodie, i like it rough
<Flick> lol
<Flick> dumbass
You
makin up for lost time you foxy thang.... don't tink i not
noticing. You busted this time... yer lil sneak!
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
<Valhalla_4002_U-420> virgos are the pure and the innocent.... like me... snicker snicker
<Sharkstooth> omg...blasphemy!!!!!
<SF_590_Sub> that why yo love me , heh he
<Sharkstooth> u a male, yes?
<Valhalla_4002_U-420> yes
<Sharkstooth> then u can't be pure or innocent
<Sharkstooth> end of subject
<Valhalla_4002_U-420> what are you talking about... I am totally innocent
<Sharkstooth> omg
<Valhalla_4002_U-420> Never done anything wrong
* Sharkstooth reveals a nice shiny new red pen and begins to make "scritch scritch" noises
and then again:
<Sharkstooth> is just bare minimum
<Valhalla_4002_U-420> I like the bare minimum
<Sharkstooth> lol
<Sharkstooth> dun suprise me atall
<Sharkstooth> u man u
<Valhalla_4002_U-420> I was talkin about work sharktooth
<Valhalla_4002_U-420> what were you thinking pervert?
<Sharkstooth> so was i Val
<Valhalla_4002_U-420> snicker snicker
<Valhalla_4002_U-420> right
<Sharkstooth> u doubting my word?
<Valhalla_4002_U-420> umm... De omnibus du bitandum
<Sharkstooth> e plurabus unum
and if that wasnt' nuff.......
<Sharkstooth> is true, i do
<Sharkstooth> i know all music
<Valhalla_4002> and if you dont...... then just dont sweat the petty.... pet the sweatty
<Sharkstooth> omg
<smoknmirrors> lmao
<exchook> lol;
I
went outta my way Val........to give you benefit of the doubt...u bein new and
all............... but no mistakin it... you where you belong.
On the naughty bench with all the other nasties. Make uself
comfy..... you may be here a while!
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
<Sharkstooth> am a difficult woman
<exchook> are you a woman shark....
<smoknmirrors> mutters someting about . . . understatement
<Sharkstooth> yes
<exchook> wow
<Sharkstooth> omg
<Sharkstooth> smokn........u livin life onna edge tonight!!!!!!!!!
Hoist yer bum right on up to the naughty
bench u........ Here I bin thinkin u a sweet thang... and u sittin
there mutterin...... well u got plenty of time to mutter away
now.....Enjoy!
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
<Sharkstooth> nother ornery sonnabeech
<Jock_U58_WPL123> lol
<nos> thats me!!
<Sharkstooth> lol
<Sharkstooth> no chit
<Jock_U58_WPL123> need oral sex
<nos> yes chit
<Sharkstooth> omg!!!!
<Sharkstooth> jock, u just boughtuself stint in KP
Jock...... my
ears still burnin from this. Is plain to me that you bin hangin
round in the game room too much. Looks like you needing some good ol
fashion tattie peelin to make u see the error of u ways. Get crackin!
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
Leather Pants
Truly a sight to behold. Is why I
keepin you here this month.
KP Duty October 2003--Charges:
October 2003...... Oh I know...it looked like
u behavin, but I seein right thru it. Good try tho!
Hoist yer bum up & start peelin
u...
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
Hello u lil rascal. Got yer name
written down here in red, so I know u guilty as sin of doin sometin, but for
life of me, i not sure just what it is. Prolly for the way u
drove over in UK 
Was
awesome gettin to meet you, but it just confirmed my first beliefs... yer
guilty as SIN, and this is just where u belong.
Enjoy!!
October KP
September KP
Past Offences
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
Man o man..... could I eva write a book here or what???
<Sharkstooth> i being difficult today
<huntz> or did it get me kp
<Sharkstooth> mebbe
<Sharkstooth> :D
<cpt_snoopy> your difficult everyday :P
<Sharkstooth> omg
<cpt_snoopy> you called?
<Sharkstooth> i smacking yer arse for that carl
<cpt_snoopy> :D
<huntz> lol
* cpt_snoopy is now known as nosferato
* nosferato is on IRC
<Sharkstooth> and you for laughing huntz
and:
<nosferato> i know whats in your eye
<Sharkstooth> my finger
<nosferato> nope
<Sharkstooth> was rubbin em
<nosferato> a sharpened stick if you not careful :P
<Sharkstooth> omg.....u threatening me wid poke inna eye wid sharp stick????????????????????
<nosferato> yes . you done it to me enough times :P
<huntz> sounds like it
<Sharkstooth> oh this is vicious
<Sharkstooth> u heerd it ........this is kp
and...........for finishing off my red pen.
ha.......you
think i let all this go???? oh u got nother thing coming mister. Hoy
yer hiney up on the naughty bench and get peelin with the rest of the nasties.
October KP
September KP
Past Offences
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
see
keelhauling
October KP
Septembers Brig
Past Offences
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
ah HA!!!! The root cause of all my
headaches has reared his head up and decided to surface from the hidey-hole
he bin hiding in. You aptly named Nemmie... but it not
stoppin me from slingin yer bum in here.
hello
there u lil stinker. Thought I'd forget bout all the mischief you caused
at the October Subclub meet too, din't u. Well, welcome back to where you
belong. Squashed on the naughty bench tween Neal and Nos....
enjoy u peeler laddie.
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
<Sharkstooth> frank was at the boards just min ago
<Sharkstooth> thought he may be in here
<Sharkstooth> we should freak him out
<Sharkstooth> all hit the boards
<Sharkstooth> hehehe
<Sharkstooth> forum overload
<StdDev> and start PMing him!
<Sharkstooth> oooooooo
<Dargo_DD_288> oyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<Sharkstooth> i tellin him u said that
<Sharkstooth> infact.......that may just be KP offense
OMG.......you
sayin this is bad STD........but then trying to get me in trouble wid
Franklin.....oh thats just goin too dang far. One step over the line lil
mister, and u hiney gonna end up in the Brig, and I won't just put u in there
alone... may have you share it with Panz, or even Squid.
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
Lovely
artwork.......but OMG......i soooooooooooooo sick of hearin the whining
and moaning, and then I gotta have u make a reminder for me.
Enjoy peelin in December Torpy......i have feelin is gonna be long arse
month for yer.
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
in mirc:
<u48DD-300BR> notice no women been thrown in kp
<u48DD-300BR> whys that?
<Sharkstooth> wimmen are angels
<Sharkstooth> we in kp nuff as it is
<u48DD-300BR> yeah,,, hells angels
<Sharkstooth> omg
and:
<u48DD-300BR> anyone seen mike oxlong?
<obxtony722> we ALL have good taste Sharky
<Sharkstooth> i have lil tear in my eye
<Sharkstooth> 48.....u just got KP
Oi....
so much for u 'innocent man' BS. Enjoy the naughty bench boots....
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
Hello Bram... I know you prolly thinkin u not on KP
this month, cause you sent me those beeeeeeautiful flowers after the
meeting... but thats what triggered it. I started
thinkin... hmmm...flowers....guilt.... what's he guilty for?
Then, I saw u semiphore sig.
Oh you know u just where you belong...stop fighting it... learn to love
it...
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
Oh
u just look waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good here... Like u fit right in.
so what the heck, who am i to say u don't belong.
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
Oh, I know... you sweet, polite and innocent inna
chatroom... thats whats got me worried. I know u a man, hence.. KP.
Now,
now.... no moaning or whining... you can't fool me Tazz... i know
the secrets that lurk inside... hoist it on up there and grab a tattie.
KP Duty December 2003--Charges:
Since I'm meeting you on Saturday... I slappin you in
here cause I know u gonna need it. Think I jumpin the gun?? I don't.
this is a pre-KP
punishment.... and its for what you gonna try an do on Saturday...
oh, I know it gonna be sometin.... and it gonna be bad...so start yer
peelin now. NO whining!!
October KP
September KP
Past Offences
your name could be here next ya know.
