Michelle Celmer—Playing by the Baby Rules; Exerpt


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BEST MAN’S CONQUEST

Silhouette Desire
May 2007
ISBN 0-373-76799-4

Is your ex hanging around and making noise like he wants to reconcile? Does he think he can sweet talk his way back into your life? Don’t fall for it! Repeat after me: men don’t change.

--excerpt from, THE MODERN WOMAN’S GUIDE TO DIVORCE (and the joy of staying single)

Ivy Madison was not a violent person, but as the “surprise” man she’d been hearing about for the past three months--the who looked disturbingly similar to her gazillionaire ex-husband--unfolded his long, lean body from the backseat of the limo, she quietly began plotting her cousin Deidre’s murder.
No, it couldn’t possibly be him.
Blake, Deidre’s fiancé, was supposed to be off picking up the best man from the airport. There was no way that the surprise Deidre had repeatedly enticed her with, the mystery Best Man Ivy was just going to love, was Dillon Marshal. Never in a million years would Deidre expect Ivy to stand up in a wedding, much less spend the week before the ceremony in the Mexican villa, with the biggest mistake who had ever walked in, then walked back out of her life.
Would she?
Maybe the surprise was that the Best Man only looked like Dillon. Yeah, that was probably it. They would have a good laugh, then Ivy could relax and enjoy the first real vacation since the release of her book.
It was just one of those weird, quirky coincidences.
The man who couldn’t possibly be her ex slipped off his Ray-Bans, revealing a familiar pair of heavy-lidded, come-hither steel-blue bedroom eyes. Eyes that had been known to melt her with a mere glance, reduce her knees to mashed potatoes and her head to scrambled eggs.
Oh shi--
A blast of emotions tore through her insides with the velocity of a tropical storm, misfiring the synapses in her brain and tangling her intestines into knots.
She turned from the front window and looked to her cousin for an explanation. For an assurance that there was no way the man standing on the driveway was who he looked like.
Deidre flashed her a look seeped in guilt and offered a weak, “Surprise.”
Oh no.
Ivy’s heart slid down from her chest, weaved around her internal organs, and settled just north of her ovaries.
Her knees felt as if they might give out, and the bagel she’d had for breakfast was in danger of making a repeat performance all over the southwestern-theme rug. This could not be happening. There was a damned good reason she’d spent the last decade avoiding Dillon.
Feeling woozy, she lowered herself onto the couch. She glanced out the window and saw that men were at the back of the limo now, collecting Dillon’s luggage. Soon they would be coming inside.
Her stomach launched into an Olympic caliber back-flip with a triple twist.
Deidre sat down on the opposite end of the couch, far enough away to maybe avoid any flying fists. “I know you probably want to kill me right now, but I can explain.”
Oh yeah, she definitely had to die. And it would be slow and painful. Stung to death by African bees, or drained by a million leaches. “Deidre, what did you do?”
“ I have a very good explanation.”
There was no good explanation. And there was only one thing she could do. She needed to grab her things, slip out the back, and catch the next flight back to Texas.
She made a mental list of her belongings and tried to estimate how long it would take to shove them back into her bag.
Oh, to hell with her clothes. She had plenty more back home. All she really needed was her laptop and purse. She could grab them both and be out the back door in two minutes. Dillon would never be the wiser. Unless...
Oh no, she wouldn’t have. “This was a surprise for him too, right?”
Deidre clamped her bottom lip between her teeth, eyes pinned in her lap, and Ivy felt the bagel creeping further up her throat.
“ Deidre, honey, tell me he doesn’t know I’m here.”
The color leached from her cheeks.
“ Deidre?”
“ He knows.”
Wonderful. Just freaking fantastic.
That meant running was not an option. No way she could let Dillon know he’d scared her off. Even worse, he’d had time to prepare for this. He would do and say all the right things.
Oh, who was she kidding? Dillon was not the type of guy who needed to prepare.
Oh boy, she was in big trouble.
The front door opened and Ivy’s heart sped up triple time. With an excited squeal Deidre dashed from the room to greet them, leaving Ivy alone.
Traitor.
She wasn’t ready for this. Had she not been forced, she didn’t know if she would have ever been ready to face Dillon again. Too much bad blood. Too many regrets.
She heard voices from the other room, enthusiastic greetings and the unmistakable hum of Dillon’s deep, easy voice. Her heart started going berserk in her chest.
No matter what, she could not let that man see her this rattled.
She rose from the couch on rubbery legs and turned to look out the window at the taillights of the limo as it pulled down the driveway. Something was said about taking the luggage to the bedroom, then she heard the sound of footsteps on the stairs--more than one set. She closed her eyes and clung to the breath in her lungs until her head began to swim from lack of oxygen, praying Deidre was showing Dillon up to his room and she could put off a little longer the inevitable confrontation.
She needed time to prepare. Ten or fifteen minutes. Or a week.
For several long seconds the house was still and silent. She exhaled slowly, felt her heart rate returning to a somewhat normal pace, and sucked in a fresh breath.
Then a familiar feeling--something warm and complicated and unpredictable--poured over her. It soaked through her clothes and drenched her skin and she knew without turning that Dillon was in the room. She could feel his presence, the pressure of his gaze on her back, like some creepy sixth sense.
Goose bumps broke out across her arms and the fine hairs on her neck started to shiver.
Oh boy, here we go.
Gathering every scrap of courage she could dredge up, she fixed what she hoped was a disinterested look on her face and turned to confront a past that up until today she thought she’d seen the last of. The man recently dubbed one of the country’s most eligible bachelors.
He leaned in the arched doorway, arms folded over his chest. Arms that somehow managed to appear muscular and lean at the same time, a chest wide enough to impress but not overpower. Memories of those arms around her, her cheek pressed to that warm solid chest breathing in the clean, subtle scent of his aftershave, rushed up to choke the air from her lungs.
In faded blue jeans, a white tee-shirt and cowboy boots, the Billionaire Oil king looked just as he had in college. Yet there was an air of authority and importance that emanated from inside him, from every pore. An arrogance that said he knew exactly what he wanted and he wasn’t afraid to go after it, and pity the person who dared get in his way.
Beginning with her pink tipped toes, his eyes embarked on a leisurely journey, working their way up her body. Slowly they climbed, no shame, no apology, as if he had every right to be mentally undressing her.
Over her hips, across her mostly flat stomach...
She clasped her hands behind her back, so he wouldn’t see them tremble. What was wrong with her? She was no longer the naïve, sheltered girl who had been swept away by a trust fund rebel. She was a strong, self-confidant professional. She had co-written the definitive guide on divorce for the modern women. She was a New York Times best selling author for cripes sake. She could handle Dillon Marshall.
She hoped.
He finally reached her breasts and took his sweet-ole’ time, caressing them with his eyes. She felt the tips tingle and tighten against her will. The urge to cross her arms over her chest was almost unbearable, but she wouldn’t give him the satisfaction.
This inspection, this violation, was all a part of the game he played.
She narrowed her eyes and raised her chin to a don’t-even-mess-with-me angle. When he finally reached her face, his eyes locked on hers and held, and one corner of his mouth tipped up in a familiar, cocky smile.
He shook his head, eyes simmering with male appreciation. “Damn darlin’, you look good enough to eat.”

By: Michelle Celmer