The characters of Farscape belong to their creators, and no profit is derived from their use in the stories on this website.
Disclaimer Haiku:
Though I love them so
and they are fun to to play with
I do not own them
Warning Limerick:
This story is written by feldman
(who curses like a longshoreman):
may have angst, slash or drugs
gallows humor or thugs
and/or sex scenes that mess up the linen