WHOLE NEW SCOTT
(E. Ridenour)

Hey would you looky yonder
Could it really be?
Who's that coming this way
Walking down the street?
In those white slacks
Cracking those wisecracks
He's slickered his hair back
Believe it or not
It's a whole new Scott

Local ugly duckling
Now a beautiful swan
Neighborhood Cinderella
With a hairpiece on
And those elevator shoes
Give him that extra little boost
Now see how the confidence exudes
Like a bubbling pot
It's a whole new Scott

Never would have pegged him
For a man of the world
Our own little Scotty
In a crowd of girls
In bikinis
Drinking martinis
Used to be such a weenie
But now he's not
It's a whole new Scott

Knock me down with a feather
Here he comes right now
Mothers hide your daughters
‘Cause he's on the prowl
Looking swanky
Long, lean & lanky
With a monogrammed hanky
To wipe the same old snot
It's a whole new Scott

John Gibson - Drums
Erin Johnson - Keyboard
Eric Ridenour - Guitar, Vocal
Sarah Spelbring - Bass