The Toddlers

Welcome to the Internet home of Evansville, Indiana's own semi-beloved original band...
Our latest album ... (Click on the picture to learn more) Oh, and we also have this one.. They are both available at Coconuts, Barnes & Noble, Borders, Penny Lane (all in Evansville), online through CD BABY or from us at our shows.
Here one may view our new gallery of historic Toddler flyers...	Click here obsessive-compulsively for updates on when and where the Toddlers will be playing next.
Where to go now that you've seen the Toddlers' site, yet your life still seems strangely incomplete: Penny Lane Our dear coffee house, now vying with Applebee's for the cultural heart and soul of Evansville. May the forces of good prevail. Lonesome Steve Visit our pal, Lonesome Steve and get a dose of his wry dolefulness, or doleful twanginess, or twangy wryness... all with a thin layer of prairie dust. The Art of Bleeding Dr. Abram S. Lugner, radical psychologist and cultural iconoclast, brings us an innovative and controversial approach to Safety Consciousness. Home to Abram, the Safety Ape, and tangentially related to the Toddlers, if you delve. Shame of the Eighties The story of Evansville's brief but glorious flirtation with eyeliner. Huggable Urns As a service to you, our fans.	We now have a "My Space.com" site where you can hear some of our songs, view unflattering pictures of us, and mingle with other Toddler fans. Thanks to überfan Wendy for pushing us off the ledge. Sign up to be our friend and immediately become THAT MUCH CLOSER to Kevin Bacon. The HIDEOUS SEA CREATURE's homepage! We are proud to offer these handsome new T-shirts for tea parties, house painting, or presidential galas. Click the pictures for closeups. They're only ten measly U.S. dollars, and are available at our shows (unless you email and beg)... Available in attractive goldenrod and whatever other colors we might find at Wal Mart, this one was inspired by a real pain scale posted in the Toddlers' doctor's office! We'll call this color "split pea," so keep your rude comments to yourself. The illustration depicts what was advertised as a "rabbit wringer" in an old magician's catalog, so we'll refer to it that way, but you may make up whatever story you like to explain to your boss. This one is our "Sneeze" shirt. A pony-tailed girl displays good hygiene habits by covering her nose and mouth with a hanky as tiny droplets of bacteria infected mucus come flying out at upwards of 30 mph!
	Our hymn to an unreliable rust-bucket of a 1972 Buick Centurion, "Oh, Great Car," has been included on the newest music compilation CD from NPR's Car Talk, "Born Not To Run," available at finer stores and pledge drives everywhere. We suggest you get your copy as a perk when it comes time this fall to help out your local public radio station. And we remain, to this day, honored and astounded
	Write the Toddlers at chupacabra@sigecom.net. If you request it, we'll put you on our e-mail list for upcoming shows.

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