Who Scott Woods Isn't
I'm a lot of things - writer, performance poet, critic -
but there are some things I just ain't.
The world, however, is a big place, so I just knew that there were bound to
be people
out there with my fairly common name masquerading
as the ever-affable and mentally tenacious moi, and here they are:
I am NOT...
Scott Woods, Canadian
open fiddle champion
Scott Woods, Wisconsin State
Senate Candidate (D) and nudist/naturist
Scott
Wood, clean comedian and impressionist
Scott Woods,
rock critic and interviewer
Scott
Woods, high school wrestler (freshman; go Ducks!)
Scott Woods, unemployed computer
geek
Scott Woods, software
developer
Scott
Woods, background star ("lab guard") of the film The Fifth Element
Scott
Woods, author of a book on Boolean equations
Author's note: I'd just like to point out that, up
to this point, I've listed no known Black men, so if you were
looking for the Black Scott Woods out of the above candidates, you were way
off.
Onward:
Scott Woods, owner of an
MR2
Scott Woods, MD and
principal investigator, Yale
Scott
Woods, high school teacher of Global Studies
Scott Woods,
inquirer of Asterisk PBX information on some list
Scott Woods, engineer
Scott Woods, Presdient of
the National Executive Council of Kappa Eta Kappa
Scott
Woods, MD, Associate Professor Connecticut Mental Health Center
Scott Woods,
Assistant Professor of Watershed Science, Univ. of Montana
Scott Woods, internet
index
Scott
Woods, researcher
Scott Woods, official member
of Ugly Men organization
Scott Woods, Univ. of
Toledo Student Board President
Scott Woods, co-editor
of Quotable Pop
Scott
Woods, kid at 1969 Birthday Party
Scott
Woods, CAD engineer
Scott Woods,
attorney
Scott Woods, alternate
delegate to Republican National Convention from Florida 1964
Scott Woods, presenter
at the Colorado Mitigation & Wildlife Conference
Author's aside: Ahem.
Scott
"Plugger" Woods, cricket player
Scott Woods, 5K distance
runner (19 age group)
Scott Woods, part-time
Memphis police officer
Scott Woods, computer consultant
Scott Woods, Case
Western Reserve Univ. student
Scott Woods, bowhunter
Scott
Woods, former police chief
Scott
Woods, Asst. Men's basketball coach and Director of Intramurals, Manchester
College
Scott
Woods, Univ. of Mississippi baseball player
Scott
Woods, president of the Catholic Student Association, Univ. of Toledo
Scott
Woods, relief pitcher
Scott
Woods, Earth System Science Center employee
Scott
Woods, offended list poster in England
Scott Woods, GIS/IT
Services Manager and Arizona State Univ. alum
Scott
Woods, soccer goalie
Scott Woods, guy who had a fun
time in Peru
Scott Woods, water-skier
for the Adrenaline Watersports 2002 team
Scott Woods, Canadian "professional"
Author's aside: I don't know if I should be offended at this point or what...
Scott
Woods, husband to Tambra Boyd
Scott Woods, bicyclist for Team Labor
Power
Scott Woods, "Entertainment"
Chair
Scott Woods, martial
arts Grand Master
Scott Woods,
bass player for NECTAR, Wollongong, Australia (No link, but emailed me so he could be down with the posse)
Scott A. Woods, rock climber
Scott Woods, former slave plantation
Scott Woods, English teacher (No link, but emailed me so he could be down with the posse)
Scot Woods, news editor and
blogger
Scott Woods, Canadian executive chef
Uncovered any other
Scott Woods pretenders?
Let us know here so that we may root
out the ne'er-do-wells and
preserve our great American way of life!
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